February 26, 1990 (edited to add: not sure on this date, because the stuff written in the journal didn’t have a date, but I found something written by Marie Burlingame with that date, so I’m using it. It should be noted that “hate lists” is something I used to do with my friends when I was in high school. We’d write down everything we could think of that annoyed us. Too much time on our hands!)
Hate List: Carly, Erick and Marie
1. People who fall asleep on the phone.
2. People who don’t talk to you.
3. People who hate someone but are too nice to tell them.
4. People who say they don’t have anything.
5. Freedom Rock commercial
6. Socks that leave lint between your toes.
7. Getting meat stuck between your teeth without having a toothpick.
8. People who apologize for everything.
9. Pens that run out of ink in the middle of a word.
10. Teachers who tell you to get out one sheet of paper when you need more than one.
11. People who say they aren’t mad when they are.
12. Movies that last forever (and 2 weeks) with no commercials.
13. Crappy cordless phone that make more static than a dryer.
14. Blue ink pens.
15. People who ask you what’s wrong 5 million times.
16. Parents that vacuum more than once a day.
17. People who laugh at their jokes before they tell them.
18. People who bleach their hair and then let 2-foot roots grow.
19. People who complain when you don’t talk to them, but don’t say anything when you do.
20. Parents with no money or gas in the car.
21. People who say “Yeah right” when you give them a compliment.
22. New Kids on the Block
23. People who have more than 11 kids.
24. Parents who constantly make my life hell.
25. People who switch boyfriends every other day.
26. Finding out you have no milk after you’ve poured the cereal.
27. New Kids on the Block disciples.
28. People with warm hands.
29. A cereal box with no prize.
30. Having to transfer 15 pages of notes after buying a new notebook.
31. Oranges that squirt juice in your eye.
32. Having jars in your windows.
33. Leaving your jacket at home on the coldest day of the year.
34. Bald men who part their hair under their ear.
35. People who ask you the same question over and over after you’ve already answered it.
36. People that constantly spit.
37. Pot pies.
38. The Jackettes (exc. Bonnie)
39. Bands that put a fast song right after a Ballad.
40. Movies named after food.
41. Cheerleaders
42. Timmy et Rachel
43. People whos names are initials.
44. Lori Broussard.
45. Joey (on my bus)
46. Daren, Johnny
47. Waking up in the middle of the night having to use the bathroom.
48. Getting kicked in the wrong place.
49. People who think they can sing, but can’t.
50. People that cry during the good parts in a movie.
51. Lick their lips before drinking (Adolf Caesar)
52. Buttless complainers.
53. Being a third wheel on a friend’s date.
54. Cabbage.
55. Having ten clocks, none of which have the right time.
56. 90-pound “I’m fat” people.
57. People who talk about raunchy sex.
58. People who think they can dance.
59. Humming people.
60. People who sing about farting.
61. Beer-breath or bellies.
62. Guys with hooters bigger than mind.
63. Whiney guys.
64. Liars.
65. People who beat a dead horse.
66, People who ruin a joke.
67. Mothers who refuse to take any cooking advice from anyone.
68. Pork
69. Guys who constantly fondle themselves.
70. Sweet-n-sour sauce at Chinese Inn.
71. Indian underwear.
72. Men in bikinis.
73. P.E. teachers who say “hurry-up!” when on a bike.
74. People who whistle when they breathe.
75. People who buy tuna fish that contains dolphins.
76. Cookies that break in your glass of milk.
77. The sandy crap in the bottom of a cereal box.
78. Child-proof tops.
79. When parents ask a ? just to see if you’re lying.
80. People that keep you on hold for 12 years.
81. People that say “hold on” and when, 30 minutes later, you hang up they get mad.
82. People that borrow something and never return it.
83. People that borrow something and return it broken.
84. When you’re on hold and get cut off.
85. Looking up people for W. History
86. Projects.
87. When a teacher says “Look at # C.”
88. Trying to read when you’re laughing.
89. People that can be as mean to you as they want but when you say one mean thing joking they get mad.
90. Word problems
91. Going shopping with a rich person when you’re broke.
92. People that never use B.C. (edited to add: birth control) and never get pregnant and you get pregnant when using 30 forms of birth control (give birth to triplets)
93. Realizing your milk is sour after you have a mouth full.
94. Terry and Jeremy’s constant harrassment.
95. Finding out your underwear are inside out after you get to school.
96. Socks with no elastic.
97. Coaches that pull their socks up to their ears.
98. Flats that make you slide all over the place.
99. Dancing with old men who push your boobs through your back.
100. Paper cuts on your knuckles.
101. Eating popcorn and getting choked on the husk.
102. Eating salty food with chapped lips.
103. People who drive in front of you going 7mph.
104. Changing an answer on a test, and finding out the original answer was right.
105. Geometry worksheets.
106. People that butt in on your conversation when you’re not talking to or about them.
107. People who grab things off your desk.
108. A cereal box that gives you the wrong prize.
109. Oral book reports.
110. Parents that ask who you’re talking to every 5 seconds.
111. People who do something, but say not to do it.