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Hate List – Carly & James

  1. Green food
  2. Teachers who snort like a snake when they laugh.
  3. People who shake you, pull the covers off, turn on the light, and then ask "Are you asleep?"
  4. People who call and wake you up when you are trying to take a nap.
  5. Parents that can’t wash clothes (whites) without turning them pink or gray.
  6. People who say your name when talking directly at you with no one else in the room.
  7. Skinny girls with a hundred boyfriends.
  8. Tiffany
  9. Debbie Gibson
 10. Rap music
 11. Writing resumes
 12. Eyebrow album covers
 13. Holy-rollin’ mamas
 14. Old guys who mke kissy faces at a 5-year old
 15. People who say "Awh, man, I’m gonna kick his ass!"
 16. Itchy butts (and rhyming words)
 17. People who have had tons of car wrecks nd tell you how to drive
 18. Jeremy Ponce
 19. Dangling truck-speakers
 20. Tape-eating cassette players
 21. CDs that you can run over but a fingerprint makes it skip
 22. Movies with a chorus song every five minutes
 23. Brainless advice-givers
 24. People who have new best friend every day (Becca)
 25. People who talk 90mph
 26. People who run into poles
 27. Broke people who go to garage sales every day
 28. People who tell you how bad something is for you while doing it
 29. Muscly mustache women
 30. Keith
 31. Chips that break off in the dip
 32. Members of the Just Say No club who drink, smoke or do drugs
 33. Dreams about sleeping with an ex-boyriend
 34. People who bitch about giving you a bite of food when they have a plateful
 35. The phrase "Mark my words!"