Found wallet – March 24, 1992

If there was no name in the wallet, I’d probably keep it for a while, and then spend it if no one said anything. I don’t think that would ever happen to me, though, because I have bad luck, at least lately. I’d probably keep it if it belonged to a wealthy man, and give it back if it belonged to an old lady. Call it screwed up, but those are my kind of values. The luckiest thing that has ever happened to me was the time I won $102 off the radio the first time I tried to win!